Thread: You have to read this, now this is disturbing

or did the girl just rain on his parade

he was feeling a bit down in the dumps

or did he just get dumped on

Hey, I think I see him down there

lovely, choo, thanks... now maybe i'll be more inspired for the "contest" ;)

his antics were a flop

and had he gotten away with it, he would've given new meaning to "the sweet smell of success"

now he'll just have to toot his own horn

wow.. that toilet looks used and abused.. It's seen its share of crap... no.. weak...

i guess he never learned to just say no to crack

look, down in the hole... it's a turd, it's a stain, it's... POOPERMAN

You know things are getting bad when I stop responding. ;)

to the tune of frosty the snowman


nasty buttholeman was a jolly happy perv
he preferred to sit in a pile of sh*t
boy he really had some nerve

down through the outhouse with an icky evil plan
he went down to see if he could watch me pee
singing catch me if you can

he went on down the hole in the ground
down where the sewage lay
his plan should work, down there he'd lurk
till i saw him and cried out HEY

nasty buttholeman is locked up and now i pray
that he can't get out, cuz i heard him shout
i'll be back again someday